Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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