so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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