Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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