i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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