Pappa wants mamma naked
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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