Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize