Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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