how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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