I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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