The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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