I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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