he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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