party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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