I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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