if only i could text you this smell
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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