You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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