i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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