i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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