what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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