does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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