Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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