Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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