I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize