I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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