Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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