I cockslap morals
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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