So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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