I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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