I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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