So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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