porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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