I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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