apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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