I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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