so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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