nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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