Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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