And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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