All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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