dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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