She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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