Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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