Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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