I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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