The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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