She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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