i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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