me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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