Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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