I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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